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"My pension plan"

Maybe save a bit in the last 10-15 years of employment. Travel a bit for a few years after retirement and then top myself when I'm skint and wetting myself.

Why bother with a pension plan when you can sue someone?

Soon as I hit 50, I'm falling over in the street and suing people for helping me, not helping me, the council, the Government, the makers of the paving slabs, the workmen who placed the paving slabs, the hospital, the drivers of the ambulance, all the road users, the makers of the ambulance....

I like to think I will start something when as soon as I'm properly working full-time and I'm done with college and any education I may have left.

But, I can't see that happening.

Sometime into my 30s - that sounds more like it! :)

i intend to save a couple of grand then set up a (good and cool)dictatorship in some dodgy small third world country.

I'll cross that bridge when I get there. Even if that means throwing everyone else on the bridge off and into the river below.

I started saving for life insurance when I was 9, I gave up when i was 10, pension plan? Okay, I'll just set up some small business like Lidl say and make my money that way, no pension plans needed, well except that one.

PERFECT!

I'm going to be rich, you can marry me. Both of youse.


*Pre-nups a definite.

Me too. Hey, we could team up like in Heartbreakers.

i'm just gonna marry a rich old man and then i'm set up for life

I could work my 30 years and then retire to India and live like a king. Of course my pension would make me able to live here in comfort if I so wish.

Apple Crumble wrote:
> Get a holiday home somewhere nice abroad.

See, it's as easy as that.

Idiot.