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"What a Moron"

Depu-dee Dwayne Dibley Dawg, mister white hair on 'Worlds Wildest Police Videos'. With people like him as ambassadors for America, there's no wonder the USA is generally thought to be well up their own ass, gung ho, foolheardy, over-zealous and heroes in their own minds.

Anyone who breaks the law is evil, insane or both according to d******s. "Go back to bed, America, you are free to do as we tell you".

Although it was kind of cool when a car, speeding down the motorway, drove at full speed into a bridge strut when the driver shot himself in the head. God bless that man.

Depu-dee Dwayne Dibley Dawg, mister white hair on 'Worlds Wildest Police Videos'. With people like him as ambassadors for America, there's no wonder the USA is generally thought to be well up their own ass, gung ho, foolheardy, over-zealous and heroes in their own minds.

Anyone who breaks the law is evil, insane or both according to d******s. "Go back to bed, America, you are free to do as we tell you".

Although it was kind of cool when a car, speeding down the motorway, drove at full speed into a bridge strut when the driver shot himself in the head. God bless that man.

"They were holding 40 hostages"

Then later he says, "thanks to SWAT 36 lives were saved".

Yeah, no mention of the four that must have died then...

Was that Waco?

As far as I know they drove armoured vehicles straight through the compound and killed a great many people, including children. It was one of the main reasons Timothy McVeigh gave for the Oklahoma Bombing.

I always love the bits where that Sheriff guy says something like "unfortunately the criminal didn't give up easy, and in order to protect more innocent civilian lives the po-leese (that's how he says police, hilarious in it's own right) officers had to use necessary force"

*Cue picture of ten cops beating the live crap out of car thief lying on the floor*

"The top driving skill of the NYPD brings this chase to a stop"

Cue pictures of a cop car ramming into some Cavi sending it off a cliff.

"This young mans stupidity cost him his life. It was just lucky no one else was hurt."

English_Bloke wrote:
> "This young mans stupidity cost him his life. It was just lucky
> no one else was hurt."

I should admit i laughed at that, i'm a bad man.

Ah, Sheriff John Bunnell, what a guy. That glowing white hair, the bronze skin, the perfect pearly white gnashers, he looks like he could have played a part in CHiPS.
He also often says something along the lines of, "the perpetrators of this crime were probably HIGH ON DRUGS, but because of their stupidity and disregard for human life, they'll be punching out licence plates...IN JAIL!!11".

What I love about that show is the link sections, when ol' John boy is introducing the next clip, he's always standing infront of a mock arrest scene, where some guy (usually either black or Mexican) is bending over a car bonnet being handcuffed, or he's travelling in a cop car in a pursuit situation, sitting alongside a cop with a bad 'tasche.

The British guy on Police Camera Action was better.

"Look at this reckless drunk making his way home in his car"

Yeah but that was YOU wasn't it you hypocritical tw@t?! :D

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Was that Waco?
>
> As far as I know they drove armoured vehicles straight through the
> compound and killed a great many people, including children.

I think they started a fire or something too and said the people in the building did.

Does anyone think he talks like that in his everyday life?

"Will that be everything sir?"

"I WANT EXTRA FRIES WITH MY BURGER! I'M SHERIFF JOHN BURNELL, AND WHEN A BURGER GETS ORDERED FOR MY MEAL, FRIES AREN'T FAR BEHIND!"

I pity his poor wife when they're getting intimate;

"I'M SHERIFF JOHN BURNELL, AND RIGHT NOW I'M TAKING YOU ROUGHLY. OH YEAH BABY. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT. I...did you just yawn?"