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"What a ponce"

"Here the fun is inordinately dynamic and nominally realistic. Paradoxically, but reassuringly, the required racing skills anchor the game back into the genre"

A quote from the BBC's review of Burnout 3. Funny then, that the rest of the review reads like it was written by a 12 year old. Can they seriously not find anyone better to cover their games section? It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a thesaurus.

ßulle†† wrote:
> ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Jack Dee last night:
> "Screw you Jack I won a car in a packet of crisps"
> "Have fun driving your Ford Dorito"
>
> Thats better.
>
> But that's not funny in the slightest.

Oh it is. You just have to imagine Jack Dee saying it.

Yup.

Rickoss wrote:
> The BBC really are spacktards when it comes to anything. I remember
> their Catwomen review being worse than anal warts.

Nice to know you've experienced both firsthand to make such a claim.

The BBC really are spacktards when it comes to anything. I remember their Catwomen review being worse than anal warts.

My god the last page or so reads like being on live with Americans who were dropped as babies.

Well his meaning isn't very clear.

Possibly. I'm slow though, so may not have seen that.

I know, but that may have been his point.
*scratches head*

ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Jack Dee last night:
> "Screw you Jack I won a car in a packet of crisps"
> "Have fun driving your Ford Dorito"
>
> Thats better.

But that's not funny in the slightest.

All these people seem to be quoting me quoting snuggley.

Then saying its not a good quote.

Yet your quoting it.

*watches confusion*