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"Damn i feel stupid now"

You know that thing people do in cartoons/old comedys etc. where they step on the sharp end of a rake and the other end swings up and hits them in the face? Well I just managed to do it! There I was happily minding my own business tidying up the garden and WHACK! Bloody dangerous things. Never thought it was possible until now.

haha, well I don't need paragraphs myself but I think alot of people like to talk in text language. The only thing I say like that is "lol" obviously!

Lawrence wrote:

> I ran to safety, getting hit all the way, when my best mate found me
> i was crying, couldn't take my helmet off, i must have looked a right
> state but he cuddled me and made it allllll better!

Paragraphs like that make me wonder why I don't have you on ignore.

haha, but can you matrix dive around a paintball and shoot the other person smack bang in between the eyes.

I caught a bullet between my fake teeth.

I got shot in the head and it felt like someone threw a stone at me.

OMG..i went paintballing in the winter, it was bloody cold.

The first game we had to hide behind this metal thing and shot. That was fine cos i laid down so that none hit me, but the noise they made against the metal is sickening.

The the 2nd game we had to move around. We decided to defend this truck and cos i was the only girl there i just followed the blokes. I sat on the truck before deciding that i was going to get hit so they told me to hide behind a tree stump..then the firing started and i got hit so i laughed and hid behind this metal sheeting thing. Then they come from round the sides and shot me. I started crying like a girl (i am a girl)while my manager (it was a work thing) just shouted 'ha ha this is great' before running off! bast*rd!

I ran to safety, getting hit all the way, when my best mate found me i was crying, couldn't take my helmet off, i must have looked a right state but he cuddled me and made it allllll better!

It was a great day, my trainers are still muddy!!

Another thing that hurt's is paint balling. I was being cocky and hid around a tree shooting everyone and they managed to hit my thumb and it split open. I was also shot in the spine and that stunned me for a couple of seconds. Paintballs are blooming dangerous things ha.

Herr Dark Wolf wrote:
> That bit from the Simpsons is genius.

So true. Sideshow bob's a ledgend. Haven't seen him on the Simpsons for ages actually... Did something happen to him or am I just missing all the episodes when he's on?

That bit from the Simpsons is genius.

I know it took me a while to realise why my foot was in pain and something had just wacked me round the face. Luckily this one has a foam bit on the end which they tell you is a "grip". Really I reckon it's so no-one sues them when their seemingly innocent garden friend has just clubbed them around the head.