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A couple of cocksuckers, whose Mothers wish they had been sterilised before it was too late and they slipped out the wrong end. Completely dumbed-down version of the Chuckle Brothers, including fart and pee-pee jokes. You know they're only allowed to present so early because they can't get morning wood.
BBC2:
It's not the Fresh Prince, so it doesn't matter.
ITV:
Worse than BBC1, and not a looker in sight. I think this morning was Peter Andre, and one of the losers from S Club 7. Even the kids in the background look depressed.
C4:
Horse Racing from Ascot? Not sure, but that's all that's ever on that channel in the mornings. Got a glimpse of Tranny-World Sport, or whatever, but nothing to really catch my attention. In fact, this is the only channel that hasn't changed over the last 10 years - it still shows the same boring crap.
C5:
Home and Away omnibus. Amazingly it's got worse than Neighbours, and, again, not a looker on show.
Think back to ten years ago, and how great morning TV was. Going Live, Motormouth, even Timmy Mallet was cool back then. Someone at TV headquarters needs a good kick in the teeth.
A couple of cocksuckers, whose Mothers wish they had been sterilised before it was too late and they slipped out the wrong end. Completely dumbed-down version of the Chuckle Brothers, including fart and pee-pee jokes. You know they're only allowed to present so early because they can't get morning wood.
BBC2:
It's not the Fresh Prince, so it doesn't matter.
ITV:
Worse than BBC1, and not a looker in sight. I think this morning was Peter Andre, and one of the losers from S Club 7. Even the kids in the background look depressed.
C4:
Horse Racing from Ascot? Not sure, but that's all that's ever on that channel in the mornings. Got a glimpse of Tranny-World Sport, or whatever, but nothing to really catch my attention. In fact, this is the only channel that hasn't changed over the last 10 years - it still shows the same boring crap.
C5:
Home and Away omnibus. Amazingly it's got worse than Neighbours, and, again, not a looker on show.
Think back to ten years ago, and how great morning TV was. Going Live, Motormouth, even Timmy Mallet was cool back then. Someone at TV headquarters needs a good kick in the teeth.
I'm 17, so I'm just old enough to remember them, shows like: Ninja Turtles, Captain Bucky O'Hare, Sonic, Thundercats, He-Man etc etc.
What do kids get these days? Tweenies, some talking puppets and other "Educationamalal" shows.
Whaaat?
> Bucky O'Hare? That must be the worst cartoon ever. Stupid green
> rabbit.
You're obviously a fool.
Ministry of Madness or something
I say, what's happened to Saturday (all 24 hours of it) TV?