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"Do any of you know..."

...what time my parents get back from Sardinia? I've asked all my living relatives, but they don't seem to know - might have to contact the dead and get them to use their spooky powers to find out.

...what time my parents get back from Sardinia? I've asked all my living relatives, but they don't seem to know - might have to contact the dead and get them to use their spooky powers to find out.

flight lands at 6:34

Your welcome

I've seen UK's most Haunted and thus am now an expert in the paranormal. What I'll do is contact the dead because dead people's spirits really enjoy providing answers to such questions, it's not like they've got anything better to do, though they do always give a vague reply.

Here goes:

*sagacious to dead dude, come in dead dude, are you receiving me? OVER*

"what does your heart tell you?"

*you didn't say over, OVER*

"why should I, I'm dead. It's all over for me"

*don't be so morbid. Anyway I've an important question: when do monkey_man's parents get back from Sardinia, OVER*

"how the f**k should I know? What do you think I am, psychic?*

Sorry mate, no idea.

Hmmm, you idiots are stupid for not knowing my impossible quizzle-question.

My psychic powers tell me they'll be landing at:

Later

Hmm. Vague.

I don't know when your parents get back, I just felt like posting my first ever message.
I'll guess 19:24 though.

We're not coming back, son, your far too ugly and Sardinia is lovely. Your father has set up a drugs ring and we'll need you to help us ship cocain eout of Porstmouth. We'll gie you a ring later, dear.

I reckon 11.11

Gerrid, don't get his hopes up.

I reckon 1.30

monkey_man's parents wrote:
> We're not coming back, son, your far too ugly and Sardinia is lovely.
> Your father has set up a drugs ring and we'll need you to help us
> ship cocain eout of Porstmouth. We'll gie you a ring later, dear.

Lets hope you pick up some spelling lessons before you come back...