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Sonic the Hedgehog
Flying down the road at the speed of light,
Fighting the forces of evil, to set things right,
Sonic the Hedgehog is on his way,
He is coming to save the day.
He and his pals, Knuckles and Tails,
Race down the road leaving fiery trails,
Their out to stop the evil Dr.Eggman,
To stop his stupid but devious plan.
Using their skills;flight,power and speed,
They make a very powerful team indeed,
Eggman doesn't stand a chance,
He'll be left wearing his underpants.
Sonic and his buds have always been good friends,
But their fight for evil just never ends,
It's fair to say that Sonic is old skool,
But he always manages to keep his cool,
I don't think Sonic will ever die,
And I'm not telling a fib or a lie.
I mean, he's been on the Megadrive,
God knows how he managed to survive,
Then he went onto the Sega Dreamcast,
Which back then sold really, really fast,
Next he travelled to the PC,
In a game called Sonic 3D,
Then he moved to Gameboy Advance,
He didn't give the PS1 a single chance,
Before you knew it, he was on the Gamecube,
Making sure he would get an include,
Once his Gamecube work was through,
He finally wizzed onto the Xbox and PS2.
So Sonic has been around for over a decede,
It's amazing how long he has stayed,
I'm surprised he's managed to make it this far,
And one of his favourite places is the great SR.
So if you see a blue hedgehog in the road,
Always put your car into brake mode,
'Cos we want Sonic to live forever more,
He's already made it to 2004!
By the one and only,
Jakxter
Flying down the road at the speed of light,
Fighting the forces of evil, to set things right,
Sonic the Hedgehog is on his way,
He is coming to save the day.
He and his pals, Knuckles and Tails,
Race down the road leaving fiery trails,
Their out to stop the evil Dr.Eggman,
To stop his stupid but devious plan.
Using their skills;flight,power and speed,
They make a very powerful team indeed,
Eggman doesn't stand a chance,
He'll be left wearing his underpants.
Sonic and his buds have always been good friends,
But their fight for evil just never ends,
It's fair to say that Sonic is old skool,
But he always manages to keep his cool,
I don't think Sonic will ever die,
And I'm not telling a fib or a lie.
I mean, he's been on the Megadrive,
God knows how he managed to survive,
Then he went onto the Sega Dreamcast,
Which back then sold really, really fast,
Next he travelled to the PC,
In a game called Sonic 3D,
Then he moved to Gameboy Advance,
He didn't give the PS1 a single chance,
Before you knew it, he was on the Gamecube,
Making sure he would get an include,
Once his Gamecube work was through,
He finally wizzed onto the Xbox and PS2.
So Sonic has been around for over a decede,
It's amazing how long he has stayed,
I'm surprised he's managed to make it this far,
And one of his favourite places is the great SR.
So if you see a blue hedgehog in the road,
Always put your car into brake mode,
'Cos we want Sonic to live forever more,
He's already made it to 2004!
By the one and only,
Jakxter
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Now that's a poem.
My Sonic Poem:
He's blue, he's blue,
Not grey or black instead.
Someone at Sega
Must be off their head.
A spikey blue hedgehog,
In nothing but red shoes,
Why is he not arrested,
for running in the nude?
He's blue, he's blue,
Not grey or black instead.
Someone at Sega
Must be off their head.
A spikey blue hedgehog,
In nothing but red shoes,
Why is he not arrested,
for running in the nude?
You can be stupid and write a poem though.
Can you be both devious and stupid?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Jakxter for Notable!
I feel like playing Sonic now. That's gotta mean something.
Well I'm glad you're happy.
Good.
I take it that no one likes my poem then.So I wasted 30 minutes of my life for nothing, just to be laughed at by some retard.I won't bother next time. :(
phi11ip wrote:
> That was quite interesting...
>
> Oh, and are you American by any chance, if you're not I'm miffed
> where this bit came from;
>
> "Eggman doesn't stand a chance,
> He'll be left wearing his underpants."
>
> What!?!?
No I'm not American, it was just to make it a little funny, you know what I mean. But I swear to my heart I am English otherwise I would have spelt favourite like this 'favorite'.
> That was quite interesting...
>
> Oh, and are you American by any chance, if you're not I'm miffed
> where this bit came from;
>
> "Eggman doesn't stand a chance,
> He'll be left wearing his underpants."
>
> What!?!?
No I'm not American, it was just to make it a little funny, you know what I mean. But I swear to my heart I am English otherwise I would have spelt favourite like this 'favorite'.
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