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"Father's day"

So father's day is tommorow, what did you get for your beloved dad?

haha, Morbo slaaays me

A visit from my good self which is saying something since ive refused to go and see him for the last 2 and a half years.

I got him a banana and a tub of lubricant

my last post had irony, I never realised

Fathers day is...? Mothers day is..?

i got sod all for my dad, I'm a bastarrd

If my dad cares enough about Father's Day, he'll beat me for not getting him something. So we'll soon see how much he cares. Usually I just get away with a black eye or something though, so no worries.

Never knew my dad. My mum died in 1996. A couple of years or so before that she told me he had died. That's the reason I try to be a good dad to my two boys, cuz I never had one. I don't want them to experience that.

hah.

I'm not going to go on about what my Dad did, but, if you can, for me, keep a little bit of hatred in your hearts for your fathers.

Mattributé wrote:
> If I saw my Dad, I'd kick him in the balls

I may not, however, do this.