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"English_Bloke"

If you was on duty and caught a couple having sex in a public toilet-would you arrest them?

Has this ever happened to you?

~Darling~ wrote:
> I want head to stay!
>
>
> *waits for someone to edit out*

Timmargh.....

Did you get her number? At least take her for dinner!

~Darling~ wrote:
> Have you?

No, but I did just use a magic marker.

English_Bloke wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> [insert random name] wrote:
> was that an offer?
>
> Oh yeah cos i'm going to go all the way to Cambridge to have sex
> with
> someone i hardly know..my boyfriend will LOVE that
>
> /sarcasm
>
> It's funny that the thing keeping you from having sex with a tranger
> is the fact that your bloke wouldn't like it.

true

Have you?

Have you been sniffing something?

~Darling~ wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> So have u had sex in a public toilet E_B?
>
> Only with a magazine
>
> Called Sheryl?

English Bloke have you arrested anyone for bigamy yet? And if so did they pass on any tips I could sure use many wives.

chop chop, dig dig

English_Bloke wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> [insert random name] wrote:
> was that an offer?
>
> Oh yeah cos i'm going to go all the way to Cambridge to have sex
> with
> someone i hardly know..my boyfriend will LOVE that
>
> /sarcasm
>
> It's funny that the thing keeping you from having sex with a stranger
> is the fact that your bloke wouldn't like it.

No thats the second reason!

~Darling~ wrote:
> [insert random name] wrote:
> was that an offer?
>
> Oh yeah cos i'm going to go all the way to Cambridge to have sex with
> someone i hardly know..my boyfriend will LOVE that
>
> /sarcasm

It's funny that the thing keeping you from having sex with a tranger is the fact that your bloke wouldn't like it.