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E.g. I Killed A Man Today = 10 Hail Marys
> I tried to commit suicide.
Haven't we all at some point. The reason you didn't is because you know that there's lots of good stuff going on in your life.
Well that was mine.
She ran over my foot, the swine.
> cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> I tried to commit suicide.
>
> Do try harder.
I did try hard but something tells me that I'm needed.
> umm...No!!
*****
Go on ... I won't touch - I promise!
> I tried to commit suicide.
Do try harder.
> 600 Hail Mary's!
*****
Can't I just stare at your breasts instead?