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Saw the advert for this product earlier today.
What I want to know is... why the hell can't they produce this stuff for men?
I absolutely detest shaving. Not only is it an incredible waste of time, but if I shave downwards only, I'm still left with stubble; so I have to shave upwards too - which leaves me bloody sore.
Why can't they make a mens version of this stuff for your face, which would leave you stubble free for days?
> Newsflash people - SHAVING IS PART OF BEING A MAN. It's part of what
> should make you a red-blooded heterosexual tyrannosaur
What a load of gonads. It's a timewasting inconvenience, and nothing at all to do with "how manly you are".
If how hairy you are is a measure of how manly you are, then you're ALL women compared to me!
"Shaving is hard, boo hoo, it hurts. I want it to be over quickly and use a women's product on my face. I wish I never grew hair at all and was smooth as an eel, waah waah waah."
Newsflash people - SHAVING IS PART OF BEING A MAN. It's part of what should make you a red-blooded heterosexual tyrannosaur, not an inconvenience. You should cherish every single facial follicle, not whine like a little girl about how much it messes up your complexion.
Pandy has the right idea - shaving should be done with the sharpest object closest to hand, with a proper lather. You should be half scared that you're so manly, you might cut your own throat just to prove how hard you are.
Also, on my earlier question, I have to agree with the "neatly trimmed" idea, although a landing strip looks a bit odd, in my opinion.
Would anyone go for that Stop Sign design?
> I so have a mental image of you with a Gandalf beard right now.
I'm sure it's quite an image.
> If the cream is anything like the other ones you leave on for 3
> minutes, it bloody hurts.
>
> My misses dared me to try it on my under-arm hair. I sprayed the
> mouse on and left it for a few minutes. In those minutes it went
> from tingly to skin-scorcher before I hastily removed it.
>
> Yes, it worked and took my hair off, but I couldn't lower my arms for
> the rest of the day...
Maybe you left it on a little too long or you have sensitive skin, next time go for the sensitive skin one ;)