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"Naughty but Nice"
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 6:14:35PM
Total Posts: 26
Original Post:
being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use
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zeve
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 10:30:02PM
Total Posts: 33
Oh yes always worth waiting for that special someone.
Ladybird
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 10:13:57PM
Total Posts: 946
kaye wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> Haha
>
> I'm so out of touch with 'youngsters', I thought you all just
> still played with Barbies and dreamt about ponies
>
> I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like..
> 17,
> or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone
> special
>
> And did you find that special someone????




Ye, do tell :)  Inquiring minds wanna know!  lol
Sunflower
"I may return"
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 10:07:52PM
Total Posts: 4910
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Haha
>
> I'm so out of touch with 'youngsters', I thought you all just
> still played with Barbies and dreamt about ponies

I'm 13.. Not 3 :)

> I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like.. 17,
> or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone special

Aww, I'm gonna keep me legs crossed until marriage . . . (That's not a promise) *blushes*
kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 10:07:06PM
Total Posts: 26
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Haha
>
> I'm so out of touch with 'youngsters', I thought you all just
> still played with Barbies and dreamt about ponies
>
> I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like.. 17,
> or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone special

And did you find that special someone????
Grix Thraves
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 10:04:17PM
Total Posts: 1304
Haha

I'm so out of touch with 'youngsters', I thought you all just still played with Barbies and dreamt about ponies

I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like.. 17, or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone special
Hedfix
"8==="
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 10:02:21PM
Total Posts: 8336
I've done Tim's before. Good fun.
Sunflower
"I may return"
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 10:01:11PM
Total Posts: 4910
I don't use chat up lines... I just hear them, the cheesiest had to be "I have 2 hands, you have 2 boobs, we're the perfect match." I replied with "I have 2 feet, but only need one of them to make you infertile." Followed by me walking off with a great big smile ^^
kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:55:13PM
Total Posts: 26
zeve wrote:
> Have you fallen head over heels in love with me?

are you the tall dark and handsome stranger im looking for then??
Grix Thraves
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:55:07PM
Total Posts: 1304
I've only once ever tried to chat someone up, and it wasn't in that way, it was just blatantly asking if she was available and if she would like to go on a date. She was taken, but I'm still proud of myself for asking.

I can't even remember what I said.. I think it was:

"bub aba bleh moor me caga loopo?"

She was weak at the knees
zeve
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:52:50PM
Total Posts: 33
Nobody.
Hedfix
"8==="
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:51:55PM
Total Posts: 8336
Who asked you?
zeve
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:50:51PM
Total Posts: 33
Not sure I'm prepared to.
Hedfix
"8==="
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:49:21PM
Total Posts: 8336
Only if you can take the almighty donkey punch.
zeve
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:45:55PM
Total Posts: 33
Have you fallen head over heels in love with me?
kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:45:03PM
Total Posts: 26
zeve wrote:
> kaye wrote:
> Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy
> chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)
>
> Hi. I'm Mr Right ... Someone said you were looking for me.

mmm does that one really work?
Hedfix
"8==="
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:36:17PM
Total Posts: 8336
Hi I'm just going to talk any old thing to you for the next twenty seconds while they rohypnol takes effect
zeve
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:33:55PM
Total Posts: 33
*throws up*

Sorry

That was beyond cheesy
zeve
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:32:50PM
Total Posts: 33
kaye wrote:
> Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy
> chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)

Hi. I'm Mr Right ... Someone said you were looking for me.
Biggie Little ...
"LOLLERSKATES!"
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:28:34PM
Total Posts: 1981
"You must be knackered, you've been running through my mind all day"
zeve
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:27:32PM
Total Posts: 33
“Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?”
kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular
on 15/07/2007 at 9:11:06PM
Total Posts: 26
doodle wrote:
> kaye wrote:
> being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i
> was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use
>
> If you've been chatted up so many times then why are you still
> single, lol!! jokeing :)

Oy cheeky :)
Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)
Very_Metal
"you've got a beard"
Regular
on 09/07/2007 at 6:44:45PM
Total Posts: 923
"dead or alive, you`re coming with me"
doodle
"Why do peole b****"
Regular
on 09/07/2007 at 4:09:29PM
Total Posts: 303
Mav wrote:
> "If we get halfway through and I find that there's a c*ck
> and balls under there, I want at least half my money
> back."
>
> It's almost become my catchphrase.

lol thats funny
Mav
Regular
on 08/07/2007 at 11:31:22PM
Total Posts: 620
"If we get halfway through and I find that there's a c*ck and balls under there, I want at least half my money back."

It's almost become my catchphrase.
doodle
"Why do peole b****"
Regular
on 08/07/2007 at 10:35:49PM
Total Posts: 303
kaye wrote:
> being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i
> was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use

If you've been chatted up so many times then why are you still single, lol!! jokeing :)
doodle
"Why do peole b****"
Regular
on 08/07/2007 at 3:47:45PM
Total Posts: 303
I've seen many boys in my time, but never one that looks like a pig with a poodles hair cut!!
Biggie Little ...
"LOLLERSKATES!"
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 7:55:34PM
Total Posts: 1981
@ngeI wrote:
> Biggie Little Jr wrote:
> "Get your coat luv, you've pulled"
>
> This one would work, its not to in your face and not to cheesey.

Ah, you see it's more of an instruction, it's telling you to do something. Whereas the bone one is asking you a question.
@ngeI
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 7:53:25PM
Total Posts: 6941
Biggie Little Jr wrote:
> "Get your coat luv, you've pulled"

This one would work, its not to in your face and not to cheesey.
Biggie Little ...
"LOLLERSKATES!"
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 7:50:21PM
Total Posts: 1981
@ngeI wrote:
> Straight to the point, No Messing eh Tim?

So which one of my ones would work on you then?
@ngeI
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 7:49:27PM
Total Posts: 6941
Straight to the point, No Messing eh Tim?
Biggie Little ...
"LOLLERSKATES!"
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 7:48:51PM
Total Posts: 1981
" You've got 300 bones in your body. How do you fancy another one?"

"Get your coat luv, you've pulled"

"Heres 10p love call you mum tell her you ain't coming home tonight" - closely followed by "I've got a mobile D**khead"
FantasyMeister
"Copyright: FM Inc."
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 7:48:15PM
Total Posts: 798
That one works on me most times, yes.
Timmargh
"Urp."
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 7:47:18PM
Total Posts: 1105
"Fancy a shäg?"

The Law Of Averages says it's gotta work sometime.
FantasyMeister
"Copyright: FM Inc."
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 7:12:53PM
Total Posts: 798
kaye wrote:
> what chat up lines you would use

Depends what I'm after, I use "I suppose you hear comments all the time about how perfect your body is so can I skip the chat up line and buy you a drink instead?" some nights and "Know how to work a washing machine?" if I'm after something longer term.
kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular
on 07/07/2007 at 6:14:35PM
Total Posts: 26
being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use
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