Revolver Ocelot wrote:
> *smallest violin in the world*
>
> I honestly, seriously, think Grix's post deserves a GAD.

He deserves a GAD for every post.  He recently said: "I like to do at least one illegal thing a week. The real challenge is keeping it varied."

That's right up there with anything Wilde, Keats or Shakespeare ever came out with.

"i`m disease free.. how about it?"

.....right, screw Grix's Very_metal's was better.:D

Timmargh wrote:
> "Do you like chicken? Well suck my c*ck it's
> foul!"

:D
i`m having that.

Me: "I can make my willy 10 inches long."
Her: "Really? How?"
Me: "By folding it in half!" ^{*da-dum-tisch*}
Her: "Take me now!"

Timmargh wrote:
> Me: "I can make my willy 10 inches long."
> Her: "Really? How?"
> Me: "By folding it in half!"
> ^{*da-dum-tisch*}
> Her: "Take me now!"

LMAO!!!

I don't really use chat up lines, I usually just try and make girls laugh, often with cheesey jokes, seems to work for me. :)

Hah, standards slipping or staff sense of humour improving?

*looks around for Ladybird*

Congrats ^-^

Your point being ... ?

Not as such but it's good to break the ice and I mostly end up sharing a couple of drinks and an hour or so's worth of chat.

Reminds me of the line "Don't turn this rape into a murder"

hi am libra.

I don't use chat up lines but when i was in year 5 (abour 10 or 11) i got sent a secret admirers letter from this guy who became my first boy friend. It said-
' Roses are red,
Violet are blue.
But this does not matter,
Cause i love you. '

well at that age i thought that was the most romantic poem ever. And then on valentines day ( a few days later) he sent me another letter saying 'If you want to find out who i am then meet me behind the big oak tree'. I still fancy the guy to this day even though i havnt seen him for years!

"I don't want to die alone"

lauraw93 wrote:
> I don't use chat up lines but when i was in year 5 (abour 10 or
> 11) i got sent a secret admirers letter from this guy who became
> my first boy friend. It said-
> ' Roses are red,
> Violet are blue.
> But this does not matter,
> Cause i love you. '
>
> well at that age i thought that was the most romantic poem ever.
> And then on valentines day ( a few days later) he sent me another
> letter saying 'If you want to find out who i am then meet me
> behind the big oak tree'. I still fancy the guy to this day even
> though i havnt seen him for years!

D'oh.  Things like that work for other lads then when I do the same I'm paraded around the school and made to look an idiot. 

And as you can probably tell, hippyman is not having a good time with the lady-folk at the moment :(

I'm more comfortable asking women out than i used to be, the problem i have now is actually working out where to take them. I have to be creative as I dont drink, cant/wont dance and going out for dinner is a bit much for a first night out. There's someone i've been meaning to ask out for the last week but im putting it off because i want to take her to this and it doesnt open until Sunday
As for chatup lines, never ever.