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"Naughty but Nice"
Regular on 07/07/2007 at 6:14:35PM
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being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use
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FantasyMeister
"Copyright: FM Inc."
Regular on 07/07/2007 at 7:12:53PM
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kaye wrote:
> what chat up lines you would use
Depends what I'm after, I use "I suppose you hear comments all the time about how perfect your body is so can I skip the chat up line and buy you a drink instead?" some nights and "Know how to work a washing machine?" if I'm after something longer term.
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Timmargh
"Urp."
Regular on 07/07/2007 at 7:47:18PM
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"Fancy a shäg?"
The Law Of Averages says it's gotta work sometime.
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FantasyMeister
"Copyright: FM Inc."
Regular on 07/07/2007 at 7:48:15PM
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That one works on me most times, yes.
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Biggie Little ...
"LOLLERSKATES!"
Regular on 07/07/2007 at 7:48:51PM
Total Posts: 2004
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" You've got 300 bones in your body. How do you fancy another one?"
"Get your coat luv, you've pulled"
"Heres 10p love call you mum tell her you ain't coming home tonight" - closely followed by "I've got a mobile D**khead"
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@ngeI
Regular on 07/07/2007 at 7:49:27PM
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Straight to the point, No Messing eh Tim?
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Biggie Little ...
"LOLLERSKATES!"
Regular on 07/07/2007 at 7:50:21PM
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@ngeI wrote:
> Straight to the point, No Messing eh Tim?
So which one of my ones would work on you then?
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@ngeI
Regular on 07/07/2007 at 7:53:25PM
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Biggie Little Jr wrote:
> "Get your coat luv, you've pulled"
This one would work, its not to in your face and not to cheesey.
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Biggie Little ...
"LOLLERSKATES!"
Regular on 07/07/2007 at 7:55:34PM
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@ngeI wrote:
> Biggie Little Jr wrote:
> "Get your coat luv, you've pulled"
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> This one would work, its not to in your face and not to cheesey.
Ah, you see it's more of an instruction, it's telling you to do something. Whereas the bone one is asking you a question.
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doodle
"Why do peole b****"
Regular on 08/07/2007 at 3:47:45PM
Total Posts: 303
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I've seen many boys in my time, but never one that looks like a pig with a poodles hair cut!!
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doodle
"Why do peole b****"
Regular on 08/07/2007 at 10:35:49PM
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kaye wrote:
> being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i
> was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use
If you've been chatted up so many times then why are you still single, lol!! jokeing :)
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Mav
Regular on 08/07/2007 at 11:31:22PM
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"If we get halfway through and I find that there's a c*ck and balls under there, I want at least half my money back."
It's almost become my catchphrase.
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doodle
"Why do peole b****"
Regular on 09/07/2007 at 4:09:29PM
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Mav wrote:
> "If we get halfway through and I find that there's a c*ck
> and balls under there, I want at least half my money
> back."
>
> It's almost become my catchphrase.
lol thats funny
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Very_Metal
"you've got a beard"
Regular on 09/07/2007 at 6:44:45PM
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"dead or alive, you`re coming with me"
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kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:11:06PM
Total Posts: 26
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doodle wrote:
> kaye wrote:
> being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i
> was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use
>
> If you've been chatted up so many times then why are you still
> single, lol!! jokeing :)
Oy cheeky :)
Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)
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zeve
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:27:32PM
Total Posts: 33
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“Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?”
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Biggie Little ...
"LOLLERSKATES!"
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:28:34PM
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"You must be knackered, you've been running through my mind all day"
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zeve
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:32:50PM
Total Posts: 33
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kaye wrote:
> Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy
> chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)
Hi. I'm Mr Right ... Someone said you were looking for me.
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zeve
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:33:55PM
Total Posts: 33
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*throws up*
Sorry
That was beyond cheesy
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Hedfix
"8==="
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:36:17PM
Total Posts: 8827
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Hi I'm just going to talk any old thing to you for the next twenty seconds while they rohypnol takes effect
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kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:45:03PM
Total Posts: 26
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zeve wrote:
> kaye wrote:
> Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy
> chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)
>
> Hi. I'm Mr Right ... Someone said you were looking for me.
mmm does that one really work?
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zeve
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:45:55PM
Total Posts: 33
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Have you fallen head over heels in love with me?
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Hedfix
"8==="
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:49:21PM
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Only if you can take the almighty donkey punch.
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zeve
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:50:51PM
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Not sure I'm prepared to.
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Hedfix
"8==="
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:51:55PM
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zeve
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:52:50PM
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Grix Thraves
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:55:07PM
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I've only once ever tried to chat someone up, and it wasn't in that way, it was just blatantly asking if she was available and if she would like to go on a date. She was taken, but I'm still proud of myself for asking.
I can't even remember what I said.. I think it was:
"bub aba bleh moor me caga loopo?"
She was weak at the knees
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kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 9:55:13PM
Total Posts: 26
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zeve wrote:
> Have you fallen head over heels in love with me?
are you the tall dark and handsome stranger im looking for then??
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Sunflower
"I may return"
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 10:01:11PM
Total Posts: 4910
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I don't use chat up lines... I just hear them, the cheesiest had to be "I have 2 hands, you have 2 boobs, we're the perfect match." I replied with "I have 2 feet, but only need one of them to make you infertile." Followed by me walking off with a great big smile ^^
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Hedfix
"8==="
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 10:02:21PM
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I've done Tim's before. Good fun.
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Grix Thraves
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 10:04:17PM
Total Posts: 1309
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Haha
I'm so out of touch with 'youngsters', I thought you all just still played with Barbies and dreamt about ponies
I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like.. 17, or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone special
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kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 10:07:06PM
Total Posts: 26
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> Haha
>
> I'm so out of touch with 'youngsters', I thought you all just
> still played with Barbies and dreamt about ponies
>
> I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like.. 17,
> or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone special
And did you find that special someone????
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Sunflower
"I may return"
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 10:07:52PM
Total Posts: 4910
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> Haha
>
> I'm so out of touch with 'youngsters', I thought you all just
> still played with Barbies and dreamt about ponies
I'm 13.. Not 3 :)
> I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like.. 17,
> or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone special
Aww, I'm gonna keep me legs crossed until marriage . . . (That's not a promise) *blushes*
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Ladybird
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 10:13:57PM
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kaye wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> Haha
>
> I'm so out of touch with 'youngsters', I thought you all just
> still played with Barbies and dreamt about ponies
>
> I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like..
> 17,
> or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone
> special
>
> And did you find that special someone????
Ye, do tell :) Inquiring minds wanna know! lol
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zeve
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 10:30:02PM
Total Posts: 33
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Oh yes always worth waiting for that special someone.
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Hedfix
"8==="
Regular on 15/07/2007 at 10:33:28PM
Total Posts: 8827
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BOOBIES!!11
(posting this has made me laugh much more than I should have)
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kaye
"Naughty but Nice"
Regular on 18/07/2007 at 8:14:29PM
Total Posts: 26
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Ladybird wrote:
> kaye wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> Haha
>
> I'm so out of touch with 'youngsters', I thought you all just
> still played with Barbies and dreamt about ponies
>
> I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like..
> 17,
> or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone
> special
>
> And did you find that special someone????
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> Ye, do tell :) Inquiring minds wanna know! lol
come on Grix Thraves tell all, we all want to know now.
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Alfonse
Regular on 18/07/2007 at 8:38:15PM
Total Posts: 6777
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> Grix Thraves wrote:
> I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like..
> 17,
> or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone
> special
Really? I've been thinking about girlfriends since the first time I laid eyes on a girl that wasn't in my family.
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Cong Man
"..."
Regular on 18/07/2007 at 8:40:24PM
Total Posts: 1183
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> I didn't start thinking about girlfriends until I was like.. 17,
> or something. Don't laugh, I was holding back for someone special
Ditto...didn't have a girlferiend until I was 20. Mind you, may have something to do with the low self-confidence I suffered when I was a teenager.
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Grix Thraves
Regular on 19/07/2007 at 4:33:22AM
Total Posts: 1309
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kaye wrote:
come on Grix Thraves tell all, we all want to know now.
Did I find someone special?
All my friends are special to me. Every last one of them I would miss dreadfully if I lost them. I keep people close to me that way, and it's a select few. I still care for people, but only a few are truly special.
But I guess sometimes someone comes along that you feel you've known for the longest time. That you, like it or not, have been thinking about meeting. Someone that is really, truly special.
And it's not always what you think you're looking for. The people special to me are the ones that blind side me and make me think in a way that I didn't know was possible. Sometimes, perhaps, you don't notice it at first. That you think 'oh well she's nice' and little more of it..
But then you start to notice more about her. And then you start to notice.. that you're noticing her. That you're interested in the things she does. That you're interested in how she's feeling. What she's been up to today. You hardly take an interest in the things you do yourself, never mind what anyone else does. So why are you so interested in this person?
And without having to really look for it, or perhaps even want it, you stop yourself, right in the middle of it all, and think..
Boy.. am I falling in love with this person?
Perhaps you deny it at first.. or try not to. You try to think 'nah this is fine I don't need this right now' and you go along your daily business and.. you think about her again.
Then you think about her a lot. Then you start telling your friends that you think about her.
Then you talk to her some more, and you begin to realise, once you're over the shock that you might be falling for her, that every day, every day when you wake up, that it's a brand new day and you fall for her all over again. Every day.
But this happens, doesn't it? Everyone goes through this. They meet someone, they connect, they feel comfortable, perhaps not at first, but eventually. They feel like they can open themselves up to them. Perhaps trust is important. It is to me.
So yes, I found someone special. At first it wasn't real. At first I didn't really believe it, it felt too much like some twisted dream. Things were too easy. Everything was going right.
Then, naturally, it went a bit wrong. As things tend to do.
And it wasn't the words 'I love you' from her that made me realise I truly loved her. I couldn't understand that. I mean, that's how she felt. It wasn't any words she said.
It was the fact that I realised, after things started getting difficult, that I truly, truly loved her.. because I didn't need her to love me back.
I didn't need that. I wanted it, boy of course I did, and that's what you expect, right? You think sure, you love someone, they love you. Simple.
But this was something deeper. This was a care for someone, a love for someone, that broke all the rules of what I thought love was about. You can talk about unconditional love. Something that people love to throw around, pretend they have, then scream and shout at you and tell you how much they hate you.
No.. this was, more. This still is, more. I don't understand it. I don't think I really ever can, but this special someone to me? This is someone I care for, I love. It's more than a feeling of wanting them, it's more than a feeling of lust, wanting to be held by them, wanting to be with them. It's something deeper. Something I didn't know I had inside me, the absolute courage to love someone no matter what.
Because love isn't easy. I know that. I know again, I'll face something that will tear me up inside, that will bring emotions out of me that I hate to admit I feel. But I know, for some God damn reason, no matter what, I will love this person. And now I've found it, now I understand what love is, I kinda find it quite easy. It's not wanting someone to make you feel better about yourself. Nor sex, nor togetherness, not even making love. It's something that you can't express through words, nor actions, but in the way your soul feels. This person is special. To me. And I will care for them, always.
No matter how difficult it gets, and I really mean this, I mean layer of hell difficult, I will still try to be strong. I can find the strength. And yes, perhaps I am a little bit too sensitive that way, perhaps things hurt me when I should just shrug them off. But I'm strong with what I've been given. I'm strong enough for it not to throw me. I'm strong because I have that inside of me, that love. I've never been given so much strength from something, and the strange thing is.. it's easy. It's so much easier now.
So yes, I've found someone special. She's very special indeed to me. And no matter what, I kinda think she'll always be special to me. I'm happy for that.
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