um, ok the next time  i enter a random  thread, there is no way its gonna be more random than a bat in some dumb blondes bimbo!  what was the bra size again?

Alfonse the Turtle wrote:
> Was the bra size really neccessary or was it there solely to make
> me wish I was a bat even more?

Exactly my thought! Why mention the bra size? Would anybody have responded if it had been 30A?

pb wrote:
> Well, she made a tiit of herself not being able to keep abreast
> of anything she did that morning and making a boob like that.
> I'd go as far as saying she was a bit batty but I think she needs
> the support...

oh dear

*shame*

34FF? He must have thought it was a hammock.

Was the bra size really neccessary or was it there solely to make me wish I was a bat even more?

*Enters thread, reads posts so far, shakes his head in shame, leaves.

Well, she made a tiit of herself not being able to keep abreast of anything she did that morning and making a boob like that.  I'd go as far as saying she was a bit batty but I think she needs the support...

What a load of twaddle. Also known as she was immensely hungover from the night before and was too blottoed to feel it.

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear."I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat."That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe."It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.
"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home."I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly."The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before."When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."
The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.

Would you really not know it was there ? and of course that's the obvious place for a mobile phone to be Isn't it =)



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