BlackholeAlfonse wrote:
> Haha, it's difficult sometimes having an annoyingly frigid
> girlfriend, so sometimes I get sad, take the melon up to my room,
> put in it my bed, cut it open with a knife.... and comfort eat
> until I forget my troubles!

Sounds like a good plan that

> :|
> What did you think I was going to say Timmie?

We never know with you Alfonse :p

hippyman wrote:
> Melon, Alfonse?

PLEASE, NO :|

i don`t believe this story, it could all be Hear`say.


^{shut up :P}

hah.  Brilliant.

Does sound a little like an excuse though.  Did anyone spot a bloke leaving the hotel room earlier?

I've got to get me a wooden bed and some insect repellent.