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Proverbs - According to 6year olds There are 9 replies
Original Message posted by Stupid Pixie on 11/07/2008 at 9:28:30PM
Some of these made me chuckle. :)



Mary taught first grade.  She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6yr olds.  One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb.  It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.  While reading the results, keep in mind that these are only first graders, just 6 years olds.

No news is............................impossible.

Love all, trust....................... me.

An idle mind is........................the best way to relax.

Strike while the.......................bug is close.

Better late than.......................pregnant.

A penny saved is...................... not much.

Don't change horses....................until they stop running.

A miss is as good as a ................... Mr.

Happy is the bride who......................gets all the presents.

Two's company, three's....................... the Musketeers.

Don't bite the hand that...................... looks dirty.

It's always darkest before......................Daylight Saving Time.

There are none so blind as .................... Stevie Wonder.

Where there's smoke there's ................... pollution.

The pen is mightier than the..................... pigs.

If at first you don't succeed...................... get new batteries.

When the blind lead the blind .................... get out of the way!

Children should be seen and not ..................spanked or grounded.

You can't teach an old dog new .............. ....math.

Don't put off till tomorrow what.................... you put on to go to bed.
 
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MarcoG
"Thinking and typing"
on 21/07/2008 at 10:00:59PM
Total Posts: 170
Heheheh don't bite the dirty hand made me laugh :)
 
Stupid Pixie
on 19/07/2008 at 12:53:36PM
Total Posts: 126
pb wrote:
> Really funny, but the cynic in me says that these were probably
> not from 6 year olds.  I've taught 6 year olds...

Yeah your probably right. :)
 
Luetchyboy
on 18/07/2008 at 6:03:35PM
Total Posts: 297
Definitly not 6 year olds but it is still funny.
 
pb
"Work makes me tired"
on 18/07/2008 at 3:38:52PM
Total Posts: 7277
Really funny, but the cynic in me says that these were probably not from 6 year olds.  I've taught 6 year olds...
 
Luetchyboy
on 18/07/2008 at 2:29:10PM
Total Posts: 297
Stupid Pixie wrote:
> Two's company, three's....................... the Musketeers.
Love it.
 
Ladybird
on 17/07/2008 at 6:32:17PM
Total Posts: 893
My mind is on idle at the mo.  Hehe :P
 
El Viking
"Hellfire Stoker"
on 13/07/2008 at 3:29:27PM
Total Posts: 2124
You can't teach an old cat maths either, they fall asleep. Or I'd imagine so, as all my 18 year-old cat does is sleep.

And if you'd left it to someone a little bit older and ignorant of the phrases, three would be 'uncomfortable' or 'interesting', I guess!
 
The Reaper
"Mahn'gah!"
on 13/07/2008 at 12:56:27PM
Total Posts: 3985
Wow, some of those are quite impressive for a 6 year old :)
 
Sunflower
"I be ZOMBIE"
on 12/07/2008 at 4:53:42PM
Total Posts: 4895
Stupid Pixie wrote:
> Better late than.......................pregnant.
>
> A penny saved is...................... not much.
>
> A miss is as good as a ................... Mr.
>
> Two's company, three's....................... the Musketeers.
>
> Don't bite the hand that...................... looks dirty.
>
> There are none so blind as .................... Stevie Wonder.
>
> Where there's smoke there's ................... pollution.
>
> If at first you don't succeed...................... get new
> batteries.
>
> When the blind lead the blind .................... get out of
> the way!
>
> Children should be seen and not ..................spanked or
> grounded.
>
> You can't teach an old dog new .............. ....math.

Hehehe, they made me laugh like an idiot :P
 
Stupid Pixie
on 11/07/2008 at 9:28:30PM
Edited: 11/7/08 21:29
Total Posts: 126
Some of these made me chuckle. :)



Mary taught first grade.  She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6yr olds.  One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb.  It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.  While reading the results, keep in mind that these are only first graders, just 6 years olds.

No news is............................impossible.

Love all, trust....................... me.

An idle mind is........................the best way to relax.

Strike while the.......................bug is close.

Better late than.......................pregnant.

A penny saved is...................... not much.

Don't change horses....................until they stop running.

A miss is as good as a ................... Mr.

Happy is the bride who......................gets all the presents.

Two's company, three's....................... the Musketeers.

Don't bite the hand that...................... looks dirty.

It's always darkest before......................Daylight Saving Time.

There are none so blind as .................... Stevie Wonder.

Where there's smoke there's ................... pollution.

The pen is mightier than the..................... pigs.

If at first you don't succeed...................... get new batteries.

When the blind lead the blind .................... get out of the way!

Children should be seen and not ..................spanked or grounded.

You can't teach an old dog new .............. ....math.

Don't put off till tomorrow what.................... you put on to go to bed.
 
 
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