Luetchyboy you're good at making up stories, so we're making you the official Dungeon Master at Freeola. I'm sure you had a go at RPGing when you were a young geek like the rest of us. Perhaps even LARPing on your weekends off.
For my character I'll be a Dwarf fighter called
Nurut. He has a long black beard and carries a hammer and shield. He has an aggressive attitude and doesn't get along with others. So the perfect teammate for our adventuring party.
Anyone got a 20 sided die and I can start rolling my stats.