Well if this gent REALY is afraid of potatoes, then I suppose that one might conjecture that his brain is in a bit of a MASH.
Even if it isn't, then he has had his CHIPS as far a varied diet is conerned. Something FISHY about this. I wonder if KING EDWARD had a simular problem. I know that he sufferd with SPUDS in his socks, and never did darn them.









