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"Braaains"
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on 20/06/2008 at 10:28:54PM
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1. You contemplate throwing yourself off the roof of your office building, because it's quicker to jump and wake up in the hospital than it is to walk down all those stairs.
2. Your medicine cabinet is filled with nothing but hot dogs.
3. You jump into someone else's taxi and wonder why the driver tells you to get the hell out rather than just accepting his change of fare.
4. You spend all day speaking to random strangers on the street and are mystified as to why not one of them asks you to undertake a special mission.
5. You ask directory enquiries where the nearest abandoned amusement park is.
6. You can't figure out why swapping your stolen car for a stolen fire engine doesn't throw the police off your scent.
7. Or why they see drunk driving as anything other than a bit of a laugh.
8. You can't understand why firing a gun into the air is not an acceptable way of celebrating your bowling win.
9. Or why anyone would use a baseball bat to actually play baseball.
10. And finally.. you end up in psychiatric care after running around knocking things out of people's hands, laughing like a drain.
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rsiscool!
Regular
on 17/07/2008 at 7:09:02PM
Total Posts: 18
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17. you kill yourself while thinking:ill just end up right back in the hospital parking lot
18.you go to the police station and you look inside all the cop cars 2 try and find a shotgun
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jubbachainsaw
"E is For Idiot"
Regular
on 17/07/2008 at 10:30:08AM
Total Posts: 580
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Hannard wrote:
> 15. So you come to your senses, and stop playing the game, and
> go outside. Then you realize you've just stopped playing GTA's
> in-game arcade machine and are still playing the game itself. NO
> ESCAPE!
Thats a good one. Quality
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rsiscool!
Regular
on 17/07/2008 at 3:19:23AM
Total Posts: 18
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16. you start talking all russian and pull out a rocket launcher while just walking around the streets
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Hannard
"Braaains"
Regular
on 04/07/2008 at 6:14:27PM
Total Posts: 262
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> 12. You stop and wonder "what happened to my life? Am I
> really reduced to playing a game when I could be out there doing
> things that are actually worth remembering?"
15. So you come to your senses, and stop playing the game, and go outside. Then you realize you've just stopped playing GTA's in-game arcade machine and are still playing the game itself. NO ESCAPE!
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Luetchyboy
Regular
on 02/07/2008 at 9:32:43AM
Total Posts: 298
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13. You try to kill your friends as soon as you see them
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Grix Thraves
Regular
on 29/06/2008 at 9:14:40PM
Total Posts: 1309
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12. You stop and wonder "what happened to my life? Am I really reduced to playing a game when I could be out there doing things that are actually worth remembering?"
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Alfonse the Tu...
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on 22/06/2008 at 2:29:43PM
Total Posts: 6766
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11. You starve to the point of destruction after failing to leave the couch. You cry for help but nobody hears you. You're all alone now.
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The Reaper
"Mooching around"
Regular
on 21/06/2008 at 6:15:56PM
Total Posts: 4176
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Hannard wrote:
> 1. You contemplate throwing yourself off the roof of your office
> building, because it's quicker to jump and wake up in the
> hospital than it is to walk down all those stairs.
I've actually had this thought on more than one occasion.
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Hannard
"Braaains"
Regular
on 20/06/2008 at 10:28:54PM
Total Posts: 262
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1. You contemplate throwing yourself off the roof of your office building, because it's quicker to jump and wake up in the hospital than it is to walk down all those stairs.
2. Your medicine cabinet is filled with nothing but hot dogs.
3. You jump into someone else's taxi and wonder why the driver tells you to get the hell out rather than just accepting his change of fare.
4. You spend all day speaking to random strangers on the street and are mystified as to why not one of them asks you to undertake a special mission.
5. You ask directory enquiries where the nearest abandoned amusement park is.
6. You can't figure out why swapping your stolen car for a stolen fire engine doesn't throw the police off your scent.
7. Or why they see drunk driving as anything other than a bit of a laugh.
8. You can't understand why firing a gun into the air is not an acceptable way of celebrating your bowling win.
9. Or why anyone would use a baseball bat to actually play baseball.
10. And finally.. you end up in psychiatric care after running around knocking things out of people's hands, laughing like a drain.
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