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| Original Message posted by MarcoG on 09/04/2008 at 10:04:45PM |
Make a story...5 words at a time...I'll start...
The sun was shining in... |
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
Yesterday at 8:17:03PM
Total Posts: 698
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Seems like we need another reminder:)
The sun was shining in...freeola land and then the fairies and pixies decided to jump up and grab some large, delicious black Shiraz grapes. Suddenly, one of the grapes changed into the
most beautiful little gem that they had ever seen. However, the gem wasn't all sparkly and pure, as expected. It was knobbly and resembled a bag of potatoes.
This strangley confused the poor little mites, who began to shudder with regret, so decided to make some french fries instead. But just as they peeled,a rotund Freeola pixie said "Beware, that be the Poootatoooo of death. May contain nuts."
Shock and stunned at these revelations, the pixies decided to search the potato for nuts. One pixie discovered a huge cockney worm. Suprised, he shouted "Here, look a cockaknee worm!" To which the worm replied "I aint a cockaknee, I'm a full blown Kneesdon worm!"
One of the pixies also found a large pile of diabetic chocolate crumbs with extra helpings of melted chocolate sauce sprinkled with hundreds and thousands! Hidden within a crumb was
the p**sed off cockney worm, who really was not one, that yelled at the top (of his voice)
'BEHOLD, IT IS I, THE...KNOCK KNEED KNEESDEN WORM KING!'
The pixie, obviously afraid of this hideous, screaming, wriggling worm...decided to take a bite out of a nearby crumb to calm his nerves before he took his pixie citizenship and gain
the badge he desired. The badge began to glow a bright blue and emit a piercing ray of raw beef and onion crisp fragments that glowed eerily in the moonlight that begun to shine.
A lonely wolf howled longingly as the beefy onion fragments coagulated in the garlic sauce. The smell of this mix wafted a rush of aromatic lily petals, five feet away from the stunned
freeola pixie. To his own surprise, he carefully reached down to pick ....up his potatoes, chocolate crumbs, beefy onions and garlic sauce.
What was he going to do with all of this? A wave of inspiration came over him, he knew what he had to do so he looked up towards the sun, shimmering in the distance, gliding towards the moon and decided to do what he had to do.
He raced over to the nearest pixie telephone box and dialled "The Freeola Pixie Emergency Number". He finally got through after, being redirected to Freeola Gnomes,...this displeased the Freeola pixie, but his pecker was up.. and his pop tarts were red hot and sickly sweet, so on with the task thought the freeola pixie. He began to sort out his wheat from his chaff and crammed them into different pockets (edited by Stupid Pixie here) before he picked up the phone directory and dialled another....number, Pixie Insurgent Support Section.
A rather officious sounding pixie picked up and mumbled into the phone, "Wot u want i was trying to sleep!" (This is where the tale goes pear-shaped!) with a gnome! it cried. Well, what a
brilliant revelation! How can i help you? When suddenly he implied that....
he could possibly be of ancient Godly decent from the Superior Pixie, L. A. Trine. Realising what he had just heard, his heart lifted and ....remembered the RED SPLAT Badge that was pinned to a large wooden block in the middle of the road where the little Hobbits used to wait for the Hobbiton bus.
It had been a long time since a bus had run over any small
children. That rather upsets the flow, thought the Freeola Pixie, as he walked over to the...wooden block holding the badge.
He noticed that a chunk of the badge had dropped off and landed in a large dollop of steaming, festering and bubbling, pile of sour ,steaming, rancid, vomit-inducing gum. The Pixie vomited on cue. "Well, I'm glad that's over," he said out loud. He was astounded by what he saw, when he went to pick up the RED SPLAT badge.
He saw in the distance, a brightly coloured bus which contained fugitive monkeys that wore RED SPLATT decorated scarves. These
monkeys were terrorists that were on holiday with their parole officer. They were going to sing "Take On Me" at the Gnome State prison.
When they arrived it seemed quiet, somewhat unnaturally quiet, but unperturbed, they continued along the silent ground floor entry corridor. The corridor was well lit and had a rather fetching.....
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
Yesterday at 6:14:37PM
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and had a rather fetching
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YH
Yesterday at 4:41:40PM
Total Posts: 457
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The corridor was well lit
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
Yesterday at 4:35:57PM
Total Posts: 698
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silent ground floor entry corridor.
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YH
Yesterday at 4:19:14PM
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unperturbed, they continued along the
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
Yesterday at 3:23:56PM
Total Posts: 698
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quiet, somewhat unnaturally quiet, but
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YH
Yesterday at 12:02:03PM
Total Posts: 457
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When they arrived it seemed
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 28/08/2008 at 7:11:58PM
Total Posts: 698
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at the Gnome State prison
and singing and dancing:)
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Marink
"What's basketball?"
on 28/08/2008 at 5:38:14PM
Total Posts: 159
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to sing "Take On Me"
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Stupid Pixie
on 28/08/2008 at 3:31:19PM
Edited: 28/8/08 15:31
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parole officer. They were going
i was just going to add some action to it :)
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 23/08/2008 at 6:40:45PM
Total Posts: 698
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were on holiday with their
KISS - Keep it simple ******
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Stupid Pixie
on 23/08/2008 at 4:26:46PM
Total Posts: 123
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These monkeys were terrorists that
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 21/08/2008 at 8:15:46PM
Total Posts: 698
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wore RED SPLATT decorated scarves.
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Simian
"Opposable thumbs"
on 21/08/2008 at 6:24:23PM
Total Posts: 26
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which contained fugitive monkeys that
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 21/08/2008 at 6:10:21PM
Total Posts: 698
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distance, a brightly coloured bus
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Stupid Pixie
on 21/08/2008 at 12:23:54PM
Total Posts: 123
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badge. He saw in the
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 19/08/2008 at 4:56:11PM
Total Posts: 698
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pick up the RED SPLAT
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Simian
"Opposable thumbs"
on 19/08/2008 at 4:47:03PM
Total Posts: 26
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saw, when he went to
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 19/08/2008 at 4:42:41PM
Total Posts: 698
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was astounded by what he
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Stupid Pixie
on 19/08/2008 at 4:22:34PM
Total Posts: 123
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he said out loud. He
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 16/08/2008 at 12:39:31PM
Total Posts: 698
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Well, I'm glad that's over
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Stupid Pixie
on 16/08/2008 at 12:19:46PM
Total Posts: 123
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The Pixie vomited on cue
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 12/08/2008 at 7:03:51PM
Total Posts: 698
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,steaming, rancid, vomit-inducing gum.
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Stupid Pixie
on 12/08/2008 at 4:39:18PM
Total Posts: 123
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and bubbling, pile of sour
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 11/08/2008 at 10:11:57PM
Total Posts: 698
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large dollop of steaming, festering
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Stupid Pixie
on 11/08/2008 at 6:30:15PM
Total Posts: 123
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off and landed in a
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 08/08/2008 at 7:06:07PM
Total Posts: 698
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of the badge had dropped
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Stupid Pixie
on 08/08/2008 at 5:27:07PM
Total Posts: 123
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He noticed that a chunk
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 02/08/2008 at 6:34:38PM
Total Posts: 698
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Yet another synopsis of this riverting soap...
The sun was shining in...freeola land and then the fairies and pixies decided to jump up and grab some large, delicious black Shiraz grapes. Suddenly, one of the grapes changed into the most beautiful little gem that they had ever seen. However, the gem wasn't all sparkly and pure, as expected. It was knobbly and resembled a bag of potatoes. This strangley confused the poor little mites, who began to shudder with regret, so decided to make some french fries instead.
But just as they peeled,a rotund Freeola pixie said "Beware, that be the Poootatoooo of death. May contain nuts."
Shock and stunned at these revelations, the pixies decided to search the potato for nuts. One pixie discovered a huge cockney worm. Suprised, he shouted "Here, look a cockaknee worm!" To which the worm replied "I aint a cockaknee, I'm a full blown Kneesdon worm!"
One of the pixies also found a large pile of diabetic chocolate crumbs with extra helpings of melted chocolate sauce sprinkled with hundreds and thousands! Hidden within a crumb was the p**sed off cockney worm, who really was not one, that yelled at the top (of his voice)
'BEHOLD, IT IS I, THE...KNOCK KNEED KNEESDEN WORM KING!'
The pixie, obviously afraid of this hideous, screaming, wriggling worm...decided to take a bite out of a nearby crumb to calm his nerves before he took his pixie citizenship and gain the badge he desired.
The badge began to glow a bright blue and emit a piercing ray of raw beef and onion crisp fragments that glowed eerily in the moonlight that begun to shine. A lonely wolf howled longingly as the beefy onion fragments coagulated in the garlic sauce.
The smell of this mix wafted a rush of aromatic lily petals, five feet away from the stunned freeola pixie. To his own surprise, he carefully reached down to pick ....up his potatoes,
chocolate crumbs, beefy onions and garlic sauce.
What was he going to do with all of this? A wave of inspiration came over him, he knew what he had to do so he looked up towards the sun, shimmering in the distance, gliding towards the moon and decided to do what he had to do.
He raced over to the nearest pixie telephone box and dialled "The Freeola Pixie Emergency Number". He finally got through after, being redirected to Freeola Gnomes,...this displeased the Freeola pixie, but his pecker was up.. and his pop tarts were red hot and sickly sweet, so on with the task thought the freeola pixie.
He began to sort out his wheat from his chaff and crammed them into different pockets (edited by Stupid Pixie here) before he picked up the phone directory and dialled another....number, Pixie Insurgent Support Section. A rather officious sounding pixie picked up and mumbled into the phone, "Wot u want i was trying to sleep!" (This is where the tale goes pear-shaped!) with a gnome! it cried. Well, what a brilliant revelation!
How can i help you? When suddenly he implied that.... he could possibly be of ancient Godly decent from the Superior Pixie, L. A. Trine. Realising what he had just heard, his heart lifted and ....remembered the RED SPLAT Badge that was pinned to a large wooden block in the middle of the road where the little Hobbits used to wait for the Hobbiton bus. It had been a long time since a bus had run over any small children. That rather upsets the flow, thought the Freeola Pixie, as he walked over to
the...wooden block holding the badge
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 02/08/2008 at 6:27:53PM
Total Posts: 698
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wooden block holding the badge.
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Stupid Pixie
on 02/08/2008 at 5:10:43PM
Total Posts: 123
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he walked over to the
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 26/07/2008 at 7:55:29PM
Edited: 26/7/08 19:55
Total Posts: 698
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,thought the Freeola Pixie, as
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 25/07/2008 at 10:05:25PM
Total Posts: 698
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That rather upsets the flow
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Sibs
"Peace Respect Punk"
on 25/07/2008 at 7:57:15PM
Total Posts: 416
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run over any small children.
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 25/07/2008 at 6:58:59PM
Total Posts: 698
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time since a bus had
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Stupid Pixie
on 25/07/2008 at 10:23:36AM
Total Posts: 123
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It had been a long
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 23/07/2008 at 8:15:36PM
Total Posts: 698
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wait for the Hobbiton bus.
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Stupid Pixie
on 23/07/2008 at 5:47:25PM
Total Posts: 123
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the little Hobbits used to
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Marink
"What's basketball?"
on 23/07/2008 at 2:07:05PM
Total Posts: 159
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middle of the road where
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Dragonlance
"SilverSurfer"
on 22/07/2008 at 7:06:42PM
Total Posts: 698
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We're off again.. :)
large wooden block in the
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